Pawpkorn Anyone?

and drum roll please.... My favorite quotes of the moment:

"This cannot continue! Who's next to suffer at the hands of the Rosie/JellyBean dictatorship..."

"Kitty Lalonde, once respected blogger and member of the community, is indeed a lowdown slandering, money-grabbing, noobie conning, Linden canoodling, alting BITCH."

"Normally, I would not openly promote drama on this blog, but I feel I have no choice but to cut all of Kitty's ties with the blog and out her for the underhanded shyster that she is."


Again, I say unto you... Pawpkorn? Anyone?
Shhh! Let's watch shall we?

Tiny Empires: Building a Dynasty

There's been some drama in the world of TE with some major Princess bickering & name calling. I showed up late with my spoon but realized it wasn't necessary so I sat back & just watched the pot boil. I know where my loyalty lies and I know my subjects are loyal to me. Well all except one who I am just waiting to take a bribe. I highly encourage that he does. :)

My goal is to become a Duchess by the end of the day & get Hawks some subjects. :) Here is some personal tips for ya'll cause really it's not just about self gain.

• Do not buy land in Nov-Dec. Taxes aren't worth it.
• You cannot dress your ox as a doctor & fool your servants.
• Eventually your horse will need shoes, may I suggest Sketchers sneakers?
• You can buy a cottage, but you'll share it with a family of mice.
• Add the first two numbers, subtract the last and there is your [?]
• Give land to your subjects cheerfully & often. It's better to help them than focus on yourself. A happy subject is a loyal subject.
  

Happy hierarching :D

UPDATE:
I'm now Duchess JellyBean Madison :)

“OMGWTFBBQ!!! SCANDAL!!1!!1One”

So as I catch up with all the blogs, drama, lynch mobs & scandals after the honeymoon... That one line caught my eye, so it became my title. Haha! OMGWTFBBQ! Scandal? In SL, really? Drama is everywhere... here's my favorite definition:
The Five Signs of DRAMA:
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member.
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member.
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member.
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member.
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member.
So what, we all know she was a Whitfield, and we care why? I don't. Moving on...

NO BEAN LEFT BEHIND
Here it is day 2 of voice in the main grid & *I* still don't have it. Anyone else feel the irony of this? I'm like the biggest voice supporter between me & Hawks, and who gets voice? Hawks!!! He doesn't even want it. Lmao So, here's what I think the issue is & I'm going to test my theory tonight... I believe it's because I have 2 soundcards (onboard & external) for dual dj'ing on one stream. Tonight I'm going to pop one of those suckers out & see if that works. I'm tired of not being able to eavesdrop, I mean converse with others. Tote. Wish me gluck! Ya'll won't be able to shut me up. Just ask Hawks. :p

Flickr & Snapzilla
Yay! I get it now. Thanks to all ya'll that helped me finger it out. You Rock! Oh yes, you really do! Gold stars for everyone! My Flickr stream is here if ya wanna add me. I do like the organizing, tagging & edit features over Snapzilla. Eventually Cristiano has plans of the upgrade but it is taking forever. So for now I'll send the special ones to Flickr & the run of the mill hangage ones to the Zilla.
Recent changes to Snapzilla: On Wed, August 1st, Linden Lab changed the postcard format to increase picture quality and size. Previously, no matter what your settings in SL, all postcards came out a fixed size (40X480 or so). Now, the resolution and quality settings are not ignored - the postcard images will come through in the resolution and quality that you pick. This results in much higher resolution images, without the annoying JPEG blur on them. is This also means dramatically increased storage and bandwidth requirements for me, and a change in how picture are displayed on the site to accommodate larger sizes. Please bear with me while I adapt the site to these changes. ~Cristiano
He has also removed the star ratings and in my opinion that's fucking awesome. I saw it used more for vindictiveness than for good & I think people can now live without fear of 1-star rater stalkage.

Post-Honeymoon
I have to say that I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I did miss blogging so much and when Hawks wasn't on, I did venture off our little slice of heaven but not too far. During the time he wasn't on, I was pretty occupied with my current RL stuffs so it was nice to fall into each other's arms when we both logged in after a long day. We did some fun getting to know each other better things & I just have one thing to say: I am so lucky to have married one smart & sexy man. :D Oh yah and yay for randomness... ha!

Goodbye Wildmutt
We've put our two parcels for up for sale in Wildmutt. One is on the corner of three sims (Mignon, Wellard & Lassie) and the other (our garden area) was more inland but still borders the Mignon simline. We decided that together Hawks & I would like to shop, and purchase a new place for just us to include water & all the sports that go with. :D We may settle for smaller as I believe we have almost 19000+ sqm in Wildmutt alone. I think we found where we wanna be, it's just a matter of getting there before it's gone.

Welp, that's my catch up for now. Gosh, I feel better. Kisses all!

Omg! Why are people so freaking Serious!?!

For the record if you IM me in Busy Mode... You will recieve *my* busy mode message:

Sorry, something went wrong with your IM delivery. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service as we're sure they give a shit. ::heart:: Jell

EX Friends List Inhabitant: just in case he didn't say it---the "hi" was from me
EX Friends List Inhabitant: well wow ty sorry i bothered you
EX Friends List Inhabitant: what did i do to you?
JellyBean Madison: huh? Hey! Oh you mean my "busy" mode status?
JellyBean Madison: And who's hi?
EX Friends List Inhabitant: no imean the nasty mesage you sent me because i said nothing but hi
JellyBean Madison: lmao I did not personally send you a nasty message, that message automatically goes out to everyone who sends an im when I'm in busy mode. You're the first to take it personally
EX Friends List Inhabitant: gezz just trying to be friendly and you slap me in the face
JellyBean Madison: Control P > Communication > Set Busy Mode Response
EX Friends List Inhabitant: the mesage i sent was not naty
JellyBean Madison: mine says: Sorry, something went wrong with your IM delivery. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service as we're sure they give a shit. ::heart:: Jell
EX Friends List Inhabitant: it was hello
JellyBean Madison: It was not directly aimed at you, it's what I set my busy mode message to
EX Friends List Inhabitant: guess what
EX Friends List Inhabitant: doesnt come across that way
JellyBean Madison: Only to you -insert EX Friends List Inhabitant- . That's been my busy mode message for 6 months now & you are the first to take it as a personal attack
EX Friends List Inhabitant: yup it is all me
EX Friends List Inhabitant: but that was rude
JellyBean Madison: okay

Can you say diaper rash issues?

I'll take SL drama for $1000L

Crazy Tringo host strikes again... And I wasn't even there! She traded cards with me last night after apologizing to me for oh, iunno, BEING CRAZY! Last night went fine, though she did get on *my* Dreamer's bad side right away. No one tells Dreamer to shush! NO ONE! What I would like to know is how they get the power & internet cords into padded rooms so that the mentally unstable can invade my SLife. Isn't that like a complete fire hazard? I worry for their safety, and mine.

Anywho, she ims me asking me to come to her tringo tonight, but I was already at Dreamer's tringo which really is above all. So I tell her mayhaps later. You'd think she'd take that as what I said & leave me alone, right? Newp, she then had to tell me how Dreamer was rude to her last night. Hmmm, I don't remmy Dreamer being the shusher, she was the shushee. Yah, well... whatever. If you remmy in the last episode she said that she had been playing SL since 2003 and that this was a new account because of dramas & whatnot. Okay, really, I don't care. Don't care to hear your slife story or basically anything that gets printed on my screen from your finger tips. You attacked me 3 days ago & yah, I hold a grudge.

So in tonight's convo lil Miss/Mr Unstable gets offended by this one question...

JellyBean Madison: u've been in sl 2003 and never played classic tringo?!

This turns into a "slight attack" on her because I said it struck me as odd that someone could play like 4 years in SL and never try Classic Tringo, but can host T2. Confusing yet? Seriously it came down to me saying:

JellyBean Madison: You are seriously unstable ******. You're right, I won't be at your tringo, nor will I keep your card. Any slight thing I say sets you off and I don't care to walk on eggshells around people in my secondlife. Have fun hosting & hey totally good luck with that

But still she kept going back & forth between threatening me by "going to her tringo boss to have me banned" & being apologetic. Remmy in the beginning of Happy Gilmour when his girlfriend dumped him, he went from mad to super sorry, back to mad? Yup, that's crazy tringo host. Seriously people like this should not be allowed within my personal bubble, nor SecondLife.

The end because my Hawks is sleepy. :)