jOMG Bitch Please!

Incoming ventage, kinda...

Take this random comment...

"a blogger with an incredible good taste and she does amazing photos and that's pretty much what i need to know about clothes."

Today's topic will be taste. TASTE! What gives us "taste" in SL? I do not define "taste" as having the foresight to post pictures of yourself in styles that were GIVEN TO YOU!

A lot of the "newer" fashion blogs only cover "new releases" and ones that were given as "review copies"... Does this mean that the blogger has taste, a style of their own, etc? Or are they merely just showing *us* new releases that they were given?

I personally prefer a fash blog where the writer/contributor goes out, mixes it up, and shows me things I cannot find normally on every other blog out there. Oh yesh, and SLURLS. I love love love the SLURLS.

Your opinions? Discuss. kkthnx

Fucking Amazing!

For all those who thought that last blog post was about them... seriously. Just IM me next time. I'll let ya know without the chance of slander. kkthnx

And for something else completely different... kinda.

SL meets RL - really now? I'm so glad I was informed of this new development. Just *one* warning: Don't fuck with a mother & her cubs, even the one that stayed behind. My bite is a hell of a lot worse than my bark. kkthnxbai

Proof is in the puddin...

Hmmm how can I explain this? Oh gosh, iunno know how to start.
Okay let's try this... you have a friend for almost 3 years in SL, you've been nice (cause that's how you are), never tried to screw them over, been there every time they've IM'd you, helped out in anyway you could, been completely honest (a blissful mutual yay-ship), and then...

BOOM!

They go mentally insane, jump back into the same re'ship that has on numerous occasions been a disaster and act as if you are the total bad-guy in this entire scenario.

What did I miss?

Grawr! Rawr! Rawr! *foams at mouth*

Call me downright insatiable but jeebus crust people! A month ago I blogged about over-saturation of new releases on the feeds. Now it goes from one extreme to another... Content Theft! Dun dun dunnnnn! With Tenshi leading the battle, of course. Honestly she needs a cape and an uber cool super hero outfit. Go Tenshi, Go! No really, GO! I know it's a tote slow funk that the fashion world is in.

Here's my 2 lindens cause I have a blog & I'm not afraid to use it. :o *gasp*

It's been said before but let's say it again & once and for all... Do your research before you fork out those hard earned lindens. If it looks like an Eloh skin, mayhaps it is. jOMG! No way! Shup! Everyone is a "concerned resident" but this concerned resident is tired of hearing about it. Theft happens everywhere... SL, RL.

I just want new shit. Yup! New shit! Look - it sucks that there is bad people out there, it really does but karma is one hell of a thing to fook with.

Also, kudos to those still giving me new things to look at other than OMGWTFBBQ! THEY STOLEZ FROM MEH!

Hai There!

kkthnxbai

SecondLife Group Limit - Who speaks for the masses?

The group limit use to be 10, but people bitched that it wasn't enough. It was raised to 25 and still people bitch now that it isn't enough. Are you so popular that you need to be in every group that you are invited to? I say no. Are you some land mogul that needs 25 different groups? Mayhaps. Point is that even if they raised it to 50 or even 100, people will still bitch that it just isn't enough.

Veyron has started a blogger movement for people to vote on the Jira to increase the group limit. I didn't join the movement at first because well, I don't care about increasing the group size limit. Honestly it's more about self-control & prioritizing in my opinion. Hawks & I don't even have all of our group slots filled. We belong to 5 that we created & use, the rest are ones that we feel we want to be a part of, but do not necessarily *need*, with room for more.

The neatest thing since pawpkorn was the subscribe-o-matic. I still belong to a lot of fashion/designer groups without taking up spots. More people should use that if it's available.

I guess my stand is that there are more pressing things to be bitching to LL about other than increasing the group limit. I think the Jira is a great way for LL to listen to their residents, but when it's used for such mediocre things such as this, the important issues may get buried or lost in the crap. Just be thankful you have any group slots at all.

[this was NOT a paid endorsement]

Tanning? My Ass!

I wish I had time to tan my ass. Hah! Okay so explanation on short-lived blogging hiatus? Yah, I don't think so... Just respect my decision. kkthnx

I have some ventage though and ya know I need a public outlet, it's how I roll.

WindLight - First let me start with WindLight [I'll post other vents I have on my mind later]... WTF! It was good the first time we had it, like really good. The only beef Hawks & I had with it was the av rendering effects hadn't progressed with the rest of the world's newness. One lil beef that we worked around with other great aspects that were offered... different skies, times of day, etc.

Then LL ganked it. Just up & ganked it from us. Out of sight out of mind? Newp - because we had Torley Linden taunting us for months with his pics on Snapzilla. As if I couldn't go on an uber long vent over just that alone. But I digress...

So we finally get it back many months after the gankage & it's nice, well the water is a huge improvement. It's the main reason for my Wowzers! Again it's given to us in the First Look Viewer... and we've had one or two updates to it. Each one making it horrible, in my opinion. I'm having awful rezzing issues, rendering is all fooked, sometimes water is missing & other times part of our house is invisible. So log into regular viewer Jelly, dur!

If only it were so simple. Hawks & I are working on JH Production projects that require us to use WindLight. Rendering or lack there of, makes it a lot tougher on us to film the way we want. Not to mention that outdoor FPS goes to shit in WindLight that makes it all the more tougher. So basically... GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! Fix WindLight for me please & don't blame my puter, it's a kick ass system built for a multi-tasker like myself that can run SL & many other applications. kkthnxbai

Just vote NO!! to the Blogging High-anus

It is great that Jell has decided to take a little blogging hiatus, and is off chillaxing off the coast of some hot spot while she sips her foofoo drinks and works on her tan...



BUT...

We.... her adoring fanbase, demand that she get back to work dammit! I mean c'mon, look at it!! I can't keep the ship afloat, we are dropping down the rankings fast as we plummet from #8 to #9, behind some kind of crap blog about guitar hero?? Wtf does that have to do with SecondLife?? C'mon... we've got to move it move it...


Here is the dealio, I don't do bloglines... as you know. I don't like to follow that many blogs. If I want to see an update I go hit refresh when I expect to see it. I start every morning and end every day with my dose of stew, and when I am not working, I actually check it a few times throughout the day. Yeah I know I write on it... I know I contribute, but dammit I am still our biggest fan!! I NEEDS IT!!


Please leave your comments explaining how you need your daily dose of Stew to wash down that coffee and dew fix? Kkthnx.


Mwah, welcome back babe.... :)

Talk me down Rosie! Talk me down!

Haha okay so I'm a lil slower in the Grawr Dept. than I had thought I'd be. Oh but now I am full blown GRAWR RAWR RAWR! *foams at the mouth* Okay semi-cryptic work for you? Kk Cool!

• Did I ever say I wasn't cunty? I'm confused, I thought every one knew this.
  
• Long weekends make me cranky.
• Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
  
• SL has far more problems than it deserves and far more solutions than it applies. *MUTE*
• I really hate untextured default wood.
• Trust me, as soon as I can get a "cut your face off" animation, there's a top 5 list I gotta hit.
• Pink is the color of happiness.
• I'm not to ever be left unattended...
• Not responsible for chaos, panic, pandemonium that may or may not occur in Hawks' absence. Shup! I don't care if you saw me at the scene of the crime.
• Rosie did it!
• It's been hotter'n than a goat's butt in a pepper patch and raining hard like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
• Why did they do away with town stoning?
  
• "I'll Tumble For You" by Culture Club (even remixes) can turn any negative into a positive & goes great with all Animazoo dances.

Computer Update

I'm feeling slightly homicidal at the moment. First off my puter is still at the shop & it looks like it'll need a reformatting & a good spanking. On the bright side I'm getting another hard drive, that will make it a dual hard drive dealio. Yah, I was told that was the bright side. So here I am now sitting on my daughter's computer that is/was full of CRAP! I think I uninstalled a million games & deleted double that in pics that she took of herself among MySpace IM and buttloads of useless computer clogging nonsense. I can't use Firefox, nor can I log into SL. This is pretty much the equivalent of being on dial-up. I'm sure it could be worse.

The highlight of my day has been Hawks' smiling face this morning & being able to borrow a puter to hear his set. Other than that I feel the need to go fetal position & shake in a dark corner. Hopefully I'll be full speed & back tomorrow sometime. If not, I may need psych help by the end of the day.

P.s. Bambi II is sad, I do not recommend watching it if you lose your computer. kkthnx

Grawr Rawr Rawr! Wahhhhhhhhh

I can't believe this shit. First Hawks breaks my mic. Yah, I blame him. Rofl! Okay seriously he 'probably' had nothing to do with it. Then I log into SL this a.m. and Hawks is in this fab mood & I sooooo want more of that yumminess. Then BOOM, I crash. I try to log back in, just as I connect, BOOM! Crash Logger. I try again... Crash Logger. Again, and again and again. Okay no big, I have him on messenger & I'll reboot later... things will be copasetic, right? Nope!

So I reboot, everything appears to be okay, I get back into SL. It's all gray. No worries, I'm in. Not even 1 minute later I crash again. Grawr! Oh but this time I get my computer screaming "INTERNAL ALIEN LANGUAGE ERRR ERRR ERRR HAHA JELLY YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND! THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO NOT LIKE TECHIES MORE ERROR" message. Okay mayhaps it didn't say that but it so came out that way in my head. So at this point I'm no longer calm. I start freaking out. Then I remmy that I can restore my puter to like yesterday. I tried that & broke it even more. I couldn't even get past the "Welcome to Windows - We pwn You" screen. So now here I sit with my thumb up my nose drooling on my shoes as my puter sits in the shop with "ticket #we'll get to it when we get to it," all lonely missing me and stuff. I wanna cry!

So currently I'm on a loaner puter that belongs to someone who doesn't believe "sharing is caring" and I'll be shoo'd off quicker than a fly on a horses ass. Just know I miss you & I'm trying to get back ASAP. Mwah!

Grawr! no, not Gwar!

[14:07] Connecting to in-world Voice Chat...
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[14:08] Connecting to in-world Voice Chat...
[14:21] Connecting to in-world Voice Chat...
[14:21] We're sorry. This area has has reached maximum capacity for voice conversations. Please try to use voice in another area.
[14:21] Disconnected from in-world Voice Chat

If monkeys can do it, wtf can't you?

/vent on
Seriously I have decided that a lot of fashion bloggers don't blog for the people. Newp! I've said this before. I have. Mayhaps I should have posted this on MGG2SL too for more exposure so hopefully some of ya'll can get a freaking clue. Oh well, I already started here.

Here's my theories...

A) uber lazy
B) don't care
C) just want a reason to show ya'll overly cute pics of themselves.

Okay I get it, you're fucking adorable. No really you are. That's the beauty of SL, we're all fucking adorable. Some more vain than others, and some just so cute you wanna gobble them up. I will raise my hand & state that I'm vain in SL, totally, and I love taking pics of my AV in the cutest fashions, mix & match, new releases, etc. That's great & I'm all for all ya'll and your cutesy, nahm nahm, looket me pics... really.

My bitch is SLURLS! It's great that you want to take the pics & even tell us where to buy the stuff (store name), but it's like asking you to pluck your prim eyelashes out to make a SLurl. It's honestly not that hard. Really! In fact let me walk you through how to do it since knowledge is power & I'm tired of dickin around.

• If you choose to go home to blog your latest find(s), you can still make a SLurl. Yup, did you not know that? Just look up the store, LM or whatever way you used to get there originally... choose show on map, then Copy Slurl to clipboard. Wuwu! Even if you are still at the store, just open the big map, and click right next to your yellow dot, hit Copy Slurl to clipboard.
• It might be easier for you in the future if you pasted any SLurls you make onto a notecard for later use.
  
• When you go to blog the newest adorable pics of yourself just highlight the name of the store, and insert the link.

If you need any help, by all means IM me inworld (JellyBean Madison) and I will personally hold your hand thru the whole process.

/vent off

Insert cutesy vain pic here:

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

"Did you get Iron yet?" No, I know, I know... I will, I will. I was completely exhausted at my 7 p.m. so I logged and curled up on the couch. I don't even remmy what I was watching on t.v. I think it was Courage the Cowardly Dog. That cartoon rocks! Anywho must of been one I already saw cause I passed the fook out. Around 9:30 p.m. I woke up starving. "Oi you missed dinner." . No one could wake me? Apparently.

So I mosey into SL at almost 10 p.m.ish. BORED! BORED! BORED! So I set up & play with the new piano. Okay enough of that. I blog surf. This is the part where I point out that SL has some really ignorant older residents. I read the newest Linden blog post regarding gambling. The only reason why I think this policy would have any affect on my slifestyle is tringo. There's no clarity on either or not it is considered gambling. So some resident older than me says in the comments:

"So, Tringo’s out then, right? It does involve random numbers."

Okay, have you ever played Tringo? Are you confused? Mayhaps you meant Slingo, Zyngo or some other 'ngo' game? I mean you say it with such conviction. Let me show you numbers... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Those are number examples, and here's a Tringo example:

The only numbers in tringo are "score" and "pot" total. It's all shapes and in my honest opinion based on skill. According to LL official blog post, it states:

"As we said initially, we can’t post a list of acceptable or unacceptable games, as it’s impossible to create an accurate and comprehensive list. If you aren’t sure, ask yourself if your game meets the criteria in the policy: Linden dollars are paid in, the outcome is random, Linden dollars or something else of value is paid out. Ultimately you’ll need to decide if you’re comfortable that your game or activity is legal within the policy."

So let's break this down... Yes, Linden dollars are paid in. No, the outcome is not random (I'm confident I could beat any Linden at Tringo). Yes, Linden dollars are paid out. So basically though you have a chance of winning or losing the pot, it boils down to skill.

The opposite argument is this, Tringo is gambling in one way and I'd love to debate this. I'm sure Hawks could write a better synopsis but I'm giving it a go anyways. When playing for example Tringo 2.0, and some one chooses "Spotless" as the pattern to be played... Are you more likely to bet (by the amount you pay into the pot) that you can win this pattern? I only think about this in the Tringo 2.0 aspect because there are so many different patterns that require different levels of skill. For example if the pattern is "Deathstar", (Nahm! Nahm! Nahm!) as many know is my favorite T2 pattern, I'm more likely to pay in 50L-100L into the pot on the assumption that I know my chances are higher to win it. The odds are usually with me. Now in patterns such as "Spotless" & "Windmill", I am less likely to put more than 25L into a pot. So I'm gambling by the amount I place into the pot on the odds of winning based on pattern difficulty. Make sense?

In either case... I have read the Linden Blog and as for asking myself "if you’re comfortable that your game or activity is legal within the policy?" I'm going to say... Yup!

Okay I'm going to go watch Bounty Bitches, errr Bounty Girls on CourtTV until I can fall back to sleep. Sweetest Creams!

Voice Experience - Hawk's Version

We all know that Jelly and I have a difference of opinion on the level of interest in voice as a tool to make our SL experience better. Her and I prefer Skype where it is just the two of us, or maybe we invite an extra friend or two where we can talk about things without having to type constantly. But in my opinion, voice on a large scale in large groups was not something I was overly looking forward to. I had my first "real" experience with it last night, and it lived up well to my expectations. Plus I had Jelly in my other ear going off about her being the Bean left behind without a voice... :/

Scenario: A nice quiet little jazz club with about 16 people in attendance. A live performer doing some beautiful ballads of both contemporary and older vintage jazz standards that really set the atmosphere and mood for the evening. Everything is going great, until....

the VOICES BEGIN IN MY FUCKING HEAD:

Cast of characters:
F1: Loud annoying female voice
F2: Quiet mousy female voice
F3: Normal helpful female voice
M1: Clueless older male voice

Exchange #1:
F1: Can anybody hear me?
F1: Can anybody hear me?
F2: I can hear you. (said very quietly)
F1: Did you say you can hear me? I can hardly hear you, can you hear me loud or quiet?
F2: I can hear you just fine.
F1: Well if you can hear me, how come I can't hear you very well?
F3: Did you try adjusting your volume settings?
F1: My volume settings, how do I adjust that?
F3: Try right clicking on the person and moving the volume up.
F1: Ohhhhh, there we go I can hear you now. Can you hear me?
F3: Yes we can all hear you fine.
F1: Okay, great so who else is on voice? Can anybody else hear me out there?
A few mumbles of ascent from the crowd...
F1: I can't hear you all very well, can you speak up?
F1: Can you all hear me?

Exchange #2:
F1: I can't see any dance balls? Can anyone see any dance balls?
F3: I think they are still rezzing they just aren't in view yet.
F1: Why? Do you see the dance balls? Because I can't see any balls.
F1: Frank can you see any balls? Frank are you here? Can you hear me Frank?
M2: Yes I am here, I can hear you. I can see a Tango.
F1: Speak up Frank, seriously you always mumble everything. Ohh wait, I forgot I can turn up your volume, now say something Frank.
M2: Can you hear me now?
F1: Yes, I can hear you now Frank, did you turn your volume up on me? Can you hear me any better?
M2: I can hear you just fine.
F1: Ohhh, there they are I can see the dance balls now... how about you Frank can you see them?
M2: Yes, let's try the tango.
F1: This doesn't appear to be synced, is your's synced Frank?
M2: Nope mine isn't synced, I wonder if we can reset them somehow.
F1: Let's try /1 sync.
F1: Nope that didn't fix it for me, is yours any better Frank?
M2: No, I am not synced... how about if we jump off and back on again?
F1: Okay.
F1: I think that fixed it for me, are you synced now Frank?
M2: Yes I am good.
F1: So I wonder if this performer is playing at a live club somewhere, and how they stream this into SL?

Hawks, reaches up to turn off voice... not being able to take another minute before somebody was going to die.

How is it that I was possibly enjoying SL without the voices in my head? I mean look at the quality I was missing out on these exchanges, and thank the LINDEN GODS that although we are dropping inventory left and right, crashing our sim about twice a day, that I can now participate in every person's personal thoughts as they work through why the DAMNED POSE balls aren't showing up yet.... Things that you used to put into IM before, should believe it or not STILL be kept in IM!! *whew* Kkthnx, have a nice day!

Peace. Hawks.

How bitch cunt poof fuqing hard can it be?

Link to why the title: Tim Minchin - Angry Poem
Okay I'm going to do a sugary sweet give ya a farking toothache post about my rezz day but first...
You see this top? (look below)


Yah I want that top. I really do. It's new at the Sand Shack Surf Co. I'll even go as far as giving you the SLurl which is more than some bloggers/designer were willing to do for me. Unfortunately I cannot buy this top. Why? SL is currently loading my L. Of course.

I'm like the first person to laugh as I hear people grumble grumble over SL being borked as I shrug & say "Stop your bitchin' you ignorant smidget of a puffed up blow fish shit." I usually shrug & laugh it off as SL is SL & not really a stable place to actually call home. It's kinda like building a house on the San Andreas fault line. Not guaranteed to be stable all the time but hey it's a cheap place.

The only time I really have an issue is when it starts disrupting my shopping. Those that know me well, know that this is my non-Hawks past time. It's what I do, it's who I am. I need to shop like a shark needs to swim to breath. So I think on top of being pissed about ...

A) No SLurl on the blog I first saw this top on (Hello, I'm not a perfect blogger but people sure as hell can find shit I blog)

B) The designers forum post saying "p.s. current location (while new spot is under construction) is at the artilleri sim right next to the artilleri main store.. the LM is also at the bottom of my picks if you can't find it" (Yah, that's nice & all when LL cooperates & I CAN FARKING SEARCH YOUR NAME! How about SLurling us to the new temp store, please?)

C) The whole not giving me my hard pimped earned Lindens from Loading.... status

Okay I'm going to take a bubble bath with candles and an ice cold dew. Be back soon.

UPDATE:

Second Life Offline for Database Maintenance or Update

In our continuing effort to improve your Second Life experience, we have taken Second Life temporarily offline for maintenance. This may also effect portions of our website. We are working to re-open our doors as quickly as possible and we appreciate your continued patience. For more details and further information on our system status, please visit our official blog at: blog.secondlife.com.

And apparently on top of waiting for my L to load, I'm waiting on hippos on my friends list: (click to enlarge)

Is it it April Fool's Day already?! Hmmm

Opportunist Friends

Incoming vent sorta, cause I can.
Life was made a tragedy for Caesar by his greedy and opportunist friends. Okay I'm not Caesar but I know an opportunist friend when I see one. Opportunists in disguise of friends that use you to get to where they can with help from you whether you know it or not. I'm not talking about popularity, because that would just be presumptuous on my part. It could be anything. All I know is I've got three in my SLife & I'm about to go tell them to get fucked. I was talking to Rosie about this last night & her suggestion was to leave it lay. One of them is starting to really show their true colors and karma will eventually bite them in the ass again. I found this earlier:

A true friend makes no excuses of having work or appointments or anything but will be with you whenever you need him/her. In your hour of desperation, a true friend will support you even if the whole world opposes you. A true friend is not an opportunist. Instead of having hundreds of good friends, if you have a true friend, treat yourself lucky. If you can also become a true friend of someone, you will be blessed, because it is much easier for all of us to expect but very difficult to give. Be a true friend yourself first.

Kudos to the person who wrote that and an AMEN! I believe in SL these opportunists are known as "star fuckers" *points* You know who you are. Move on. This was going to be longer but turned into a rant & well I didn't like it so -backspace- . I consider myself blessed to have Aka, Hawks, Rosie, & Dreamer in my life everyday. I love you guys.

To every one else that uses people to make their way in a "virtual" world - get fucked!
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch!

I GIVE UP! - SecondFest

What a load of shit, all of it. First off let me start with... this is a vent. Deal! I was so excited about SecondFest... *takes a deep breath* It started with the whole BST (Britain Summer Time) timezone bullshit. If you're going to hold an event in a virtual world that runs on it's own time zone, DO it in that time zone. Then I get there a day early to check out the grounds, okay so I get my wristband & it's uberly big & no mod. Okay... I can deal.

So then I wander & walk. I run across signage "Get Your Free Skates On..." Okie dokie pokie. I put them on & continue walking. Walking?! As I look up I realize my skates don't work, and why is that? Akasha points out that there are NO SCRIPTS on the sim. Loverly! *grumbles under her breath* So we go & check out some of the stages, watch some videos, etc. The stages were packed with people doing almost the same dances because again, NO SCRIPT, and they were so kind enough to provide dance machines packed with crappy dances for all. Huzzah! No, fuck that, I am not a clone. So I dig into my inventory looking for a dance animation to play. How boring, the same one dance over & over in a loop. *Yawns & gives up*

I left and as soon as Hawks came online later we explored the grounds some more. That part was fun. Except Hawks made the observation that we are both Type A explorers, meaning we both like to lead. LOL! This is true, I swear I feel I need a leash on him just as much as he prob feels the same about me.
There's a few free things here & there that are good for souvenirs to commemorate the 07' SecondFest as well as just crap you could find in a nooblet locker. The exploring with Hawks part was fun, but we got bored after a bit and moved on to better things.

Then TODAY! The day the Pet Shop Boys were to take the stage. Okay so there were only two bands that I truly wanted to see... Groove Armada & the Pet Shop Boys. Since we had missed Groove Armada, we planned, did the math, scheduled ourselves etc etc to see PSB. I even went and festooned to YELLOW! My gawd! YELLOW! Just for the occasion. I get there & my QuickTime, the piece of shit that it *is* said it was "negotiating" for the longest time. I couldn't even stream. I uninstalled, reinstalled, rebooted, farked with preferences, kicked my desk, cussed a lot, and in the end... NOTHING!

So after the last reinstall of QT I lost the means to view any of my videos, any podcasts, the tunage section on VS and the waffles. Fuck that! Fuck it! Damn it to hell! I hate QT! I uninstalled it again & now everything is back to normal but I can't watch any movies in SL until I get over being pissed enough to see straight & finger it out.
So to sum it up... QT is the devil & I HATE SECONDFEST! BUT... I got a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup & it helps. Thank you Haappy!
The end!

Oi Vey!

/vent on
Okay it's been festering & finally it's come to a head. It all started when she was made the voice for girls of a motor sim. Pahlease she couldn't even change a spark plug let alone know how to gap one. That pissed me off. Hey... car fanatics get a girl who knows her shit when it comes to cars. I have a suggestion, Ask Patty. AskPatty.com - Automotive Advice for Women by Women! Ask Patty offers advice to women regarding anything automotive! You can ask questions to their experts and find your dream car! OMG! NO WAY! SHUT UP! There are actually women that know automotive parts & such? Not just pretty girls playing dress up in race gear!? Get out! Jelly what is your experience? Well... hmm. I RAN AN AUTO PARTS STORE and have helped rebuild Studebakers & a Bonneville! Ask me anything, if I don't have the answer I promise to find out, not just pretend & giggle. Okay, so I let that go... but honestly it doesn't take much to prettify an av in SL, try doing up a girl with some automotive knowledge.

Next was the Maxim mag. Okay that was a fluke. Any one get that? Maxim ran across a pretty av & they put her in without even knowing who the hell she was. Now she is milking it for whatever it's worth. Kudos, I'd probably do that too. Apparently I'm not the only one with ill feelings as she was "obviously attacked" in her comments on her blog. It wasn't me, but I think the commenter made good points. I don't know anything about the modeling or the designing because well, A. I tried modeling with Zouk City Models and hated the lag involved in runway walking, plus it took away from my free time in SL (again I hate schedules) and B. I have no talent to design clothes, tried it & quit. I'm a quitter. :D I am also not a shopper at her store as regularly as I am, oh say Renegade, FORM, Last Call, Celestial, etc etc. I think I have two things from her in my 3 years in SL. So I can't say that her skills are good or bad, just not my cup of tea.

Point is a poser is a poser is a poser. *takes deep breath* I feel a little better, can ya'll stop force feeding her to me now?
/vent off
kkthnxbai

Creator Disclosure Vent

I'm the first person to say that I lack building talent in SL & I have no issues publicly thanking the people that do help me with things that I have asked for in the past. What I do have a problem with is liars. People who take credit for builds they did not make. So what if you contributed one freaking prim to it, or it was your idea. The point is that your ass did not physically build it and I am so sticking my spoon into this pot.

Here's a little back ground for all ya'll... Remmy my house, the beach house? Yes, the one that I begged for, the one I adore & just had to have? Obviously right, especially since I have the pics plastered on this post as well as other posts. I've mentioned this before but apparently I feel the need to do an entire post on it just in case you missed it. Haha! No, not haha, I'm mad. Well, kinda.

This loverly home was built by my very talented ex, Davo Greenstein, builder of SL dreams. Contrary to what his "friend" will say. She will tell you she built it prim for prim. Well, I know the truth... just like me, she couldn't build her way out of a paper bag. I deleted her card awhile back & the reason why is because I found her to be a shallow, self-centered, Davo spoiled, narcissistic little SL princess. She can't & won't ever change because people allow her to be the way she is. Why? Iunno.

I'm really thankful she was so kind to give me the house he built for her to turn around & resale. It wouldn't even bother me all that much and yes, I realize it's none of my business how Davo lets her claim credit for his work... but she im'd me regarding the article about me done on the house in the AvaStar. Stating that nowhere on the article did it state the designer of the house but there is an article next to mine about some other architect named Keystone Bouchard. Like I care. I told the AvaStar reporter (Lionila Lightfoot) that Davo built the house and I was hoping that she'd mention it, but no skin off my back that she didn't.

Well SL princess la-di-da was upset over this & said she'd be im'ing the reporter about it. That's fine but then I started thinking about how many people she's already told taking credit for the build. How sad & very pathetic if she ran to Lionila saying that she built it. So basically this entire post which I was actually considering for MGG2SL is basically to state that Davo Greenstein regardless of whether or not he'll stand up to her & tell her where she can shove it honestly built the SL dream house that I call home. I feel better now and that's what matters.... Rofl
Oh shyt! I'm suppose to be writing vows! :/