Saturday, December 15, 2007

Sweet Rankings??


So you may or may not have noticed the new Sweet Stew ranking as provided by some sort of social ranking site which has created a blog ranking system which can be found at I have no idea how it calculates it, as near as I can tell it is some sort of weird combination of traffic to your blog and the number of cross-links that are generated between your blog and other blogs that the site also tracks. The daily, weekly, and monthly links to "hot topics" seem even stranger to me than the overall rankings, but I am sure there is a lot of noise in whatever algorithm they are running behind the scenes.

So what does this mean to us? Absolutely nothing in reality, except for one tiny little factor... which is that BOTH Jell and I are uber competitive, and now all of a sudden we have a number out there assigned to us which ranks us against other blogs. Sure the number looks kinda bogus, sure I don't understand how it is calculated, but DAMMIT we are only ranked 8th?? We gotta work on that. Jell picks THIS WEEK, our very first ever week being ranked where we come out of the box 8th to take a lil blogging break?? I mean c'mon now, we gotta get cranking on some quality informative sensitive caring pieces to help provide the quality material to our loyal readership that will just naturally drive us up in the rankings. We just need to put the finishing touches on that Girls Gone Slwild expose, the swimsuit calendar, leak that sex tape to the media, and expose Torley as Prok's alt.

For now lemme just leave you with a lil gratuitous hot bod shot:


♥ JellyBean Madison ♥ said...

ROFL! This is the post about my high-anus... I mean hiatus? LMAO

HawksRock said...

NOOOO, that one is still on my list and coming up... I was waiting to see if you were actually pulling a high anus or not first...