Cawk Fights & Choking Betches

Everyone was Cawk Fu Fighting
It's about freaking time, they have a date! Wuwu! Let's do this. I'm a cashew! June 19th, is that right? Prepare for the Las Vegas shot gun wedding that will blow SL weddings out of the water. After a 9 month engagement, Lala & Jon are finally tying the freaking knot.
The bridesmaids & maid of honor will be wearing Vegas show girl costumes, and looking on as Jon & Lala say their vows in a casino. How freaking original & loverly is that? Only like tote!!! I'm excited. I'm not a huge fan of sitting thru weddings of people I barely know... Yawn! Seriously ya'll know who you are. I was completely yawning at your wedding... but it was prettiful. :) *cheese*

Oceanic Time Warner...
Stop fucking with me! Seriously! For the last 2 days I have intermediately been losing internet. You'd think "Wow, that sucks Jell", right? Well it's more than that... when I lose internet, I lose my digital phone service AND cable television. Can you say "cell phone minutes"? Yup, so I have to sit on hold to verbally choke a bitch on my cell to the cable company. If there was someone else I could use besides going the dial-up route I so would. Freaking Oceanic is running a monopoly on this freaking tiny island.
If my erratic popping on & off SL isn't driving you nuts yet, I'd like to say Thank You for not cutting my card. Haha! This has got to be just as frustrating to others, right?

I just wanted a Mountain Dew!
Gah, I had an errand to run this morning & it so wouldn't had taken so long to make me late for Castle Wars had I not been stuck in line behind 2 asshats. One being the cashier who was slower than molasses, and the second being the customer who felt the need to invade my personal bubble. All I wanted was a Dew but I ended up being in line for 20 minutes. Yah, I could have just left but you don't understand. I *wanted* a DEW! Oh yah and ToffeeMacs. So sue me!
So anyways... NEVER EVER tell a cashier, especially a new cashier that you are using your deployed spouse's credit card. Seriously you dumb betch. Okay that probably doesn't make sense to most of ya'll, but we deal with POAs (power of attorney) almost on a daily basis. If this asshat in front of me wouldn't have spouted her crap I probably could have been out of there a little faster. Not much though since the cashier was really slow. Still some people just don't think. She had to dig for her POA and then register a bike she was buying. It was just chaos. Bleh
Anyways.. that's all I got for right now. Lmao I'm spent!