Mayhapsibly: maybe, perhaps, possibly.
Tote: totally, total.
Ur: your, you're.
Sok: it's ok.
Soz: so sorry.
Tmlw: too much like work.
Twitterpatted: freaky love birds.
Roxor: anything good and/or to your liking.
Kawaii: pretty, cute, lovely, charming, dear, darling, pet.
Nooblet: a new player in SL.
SPE: Some Place Else
Sluts: nooblets that text rape others with their sexual obnoxiousness.
FIC: Feted Inner Cornnuts
Cool Kids: just under the radar of FIC, but still making more L than you & looking good doing it.
BK Skanks: self-proclaimed cheap dates that adore Burger King and can tell a good Whopper when they see one.
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
It's not good, It's Jelly Good!