Things I really wanna say to customers:
- Read the sign dumbass!
- Just because the machine says "See Cashier" doesn't mean I did it, or that I wanna see you.
- Machines are a lot like women, sometimes we don't like things shoved in us hard & fast, so knock it off!
- Yes you are a criminal until you pay me. thnx
Sweetest of dreams. Eat all your veggies. And again... Happy Turkey day! Mwah poppets!