Friday, January 11, 2008

If guise woke up with a whowho... Oh my!

Hawks is busy doing manly things *grunts*, so I thought I'd femme it up over here, just a lil bit. Thanks & big mwahs to CallaLily Munster. Luv ya girl!

Top Ten Things Men would do if they woke up with a Whowho!

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too

...And,

The NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke-up with a whowho....

1. Finally find that damned G-spot!

just saying...

7 comments:

Shenandoah Saintlouis said...

LMAO @ #2, and they wanna get paid for sex!

chestnut rau said...

seems like some men could not find the g-spot with a map, even if they had their very own whowho. just sayin'

October Hush said...

Heeheee...cute...and so true =)

Cierra Theriac said...

omg, roflmao... the pictures you have put in my mind. actually, EEWWWW!

Wrath Paine said...

OMG I feel so dirty now!

And how depressed am I going to be tomorrow if I wake and still don't have a whowho?! Well, okay, not very, but still, quite the entertaining read, JB. :-)

Meanwhile, we'll just have to sit back and pretend that those who actually do have a whowho are doing all the things on that top ten list, even if they don't admit it to those of us who don't have one.

And No. 5 refers to being picked up by a woman, right? Just checking. And niiiice.

Oh, good news, I got the latest GPS device for Christmas, so if that thing can't find a G-spot, then I guess that means it really doesn't exist and men are officially off the hook, right? *g*

A. Burgess said...

I do wake up with a whowho. It's Myg's, but I still get to play with it.

myg said...

o.0 Alex actually made me blush!