Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Omg! Why are people so freaking Serious!?!

For the record if you IM me in Busy Mode... You will recieve *my* busy mode message:

Sorry, something went wrong with your IM delivery. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service as we're sure they give a shit. ::heart:: Jell

EX Friends List Inhabitant: just in case he didn't say it---the "hi" was from me
EX Friends List Inhabitant: well wow ty sorry i bothered you
EX Friends List Inhabitant: what did i do to you?
JellyBean Madison: huh? Hey! Oh you mean my "busy" mode status?
JellyBean Madison: And who's hi?
EX Friends List Inhabitant: no imean the nasty mesage you sent me because i said nothing but hi
JellyBean Madison: lmao I did not personally send you a nasty message, that message automatically goes out to everyone who sends an im when I'm in busy mode. You're the first to take it personally
EX Friends List Inhabitant: gezz just trying to be friendly and you slap me in the face
JellyBean Madison: Control P > Communication > Set Busy Mode Response
EX Friends List Inhabitant: the mesage i sent was not naty
JellyBean Madison: mine says: Sorry, something went wrong with your IM delivery. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. Please report this incident to customer service as we're sure they give a shit. ::heart:: Jell
EX Friends List Inhabitant: it was hello
JellyBean Madison: It was not directly aimed at you, it's what I set my busy mode message to
EX Friends List Inhabitant: guess what
EX Friends List Inhabitant: doesnt come across that way
JellyBean Madison: Only to you -insert EX Friends List Inhabitant- . That's been my busy mode message for 6 months now & you are the first to take it as a personal attack
EX Friends List Inhabitant: yup it is all me
EX Friends List Inhabitant: but that was rude
JellyBean Madison: okay

Can you say diaper rash issues?

7 comments:

Orchid said...

The busy mode message isn't rude - its random. If it were to say something like "You're a twat waffle and I hope you choke on a latte from Starbucks while reading perezhilton.com" then I could see where it might MIGHT be rude.

Makes me want to change my busy message to "Oh you IMd me and instead of just saying 'lol' over and over and pretending I'm paying attention to you ... I wrote this."

Someone call a WAH-Bulance.

♥ JellyBean ♥ said...

Hahahaha THANK YOU! Seriously I think someone pissed in her wheaties! Most people get my busy mode message and A. Laugh B. Say im me later tator or C. Wait for me to respond. In six months she is the FIRST to think of it as a personal attack. Was I suppose to apologize? If so, uhh... my bad.

tiana meriman said...

i thought it was funny...and a bit weird but i obvsously got the point although i'm not sure if would of understood your busy maybe i would of thought sl was broken as usual :P

Ann said...

Holy lack of a sense of humor, Batman!

Alex Burgess said...

That right there is why some people end up on the ex-friends list.

Wrath said...

Personally, I feel the 'busy' message calls for placing an undue amount of strain on an already otherwise over-burdened customer service support system and therefore... oh, screw it - it's funny as HELL !!! How could that dude keep a straight face while acting all offended?? Too freakin' funny. :-)

Willis said...

I would like to make my away message, after seeing this:

"Hi! You can't reach Willow right now, because you're an extremely annoying c*nt! and no, this isn't a real away message, i'm just telling it how it is =D, bye!"

and see how many people freak out >.>

Simon (my partner) once left an answerphone message on our answerphone just saying "Hello? Hello? Look, I told you before, we don't want to talk to you, will you just stop calling?!"... my gran took offense, cos she didn't get to the beep :s