Tuesday, July 17, 2007

A Sphincter says... what?

Okay so yes, I tried Kaneva. That was awhile back though. Hell, what haven't I tried? I'm in THERE, Audition, Laguna Beach, Kaneva, and I even tried Red Light Center (shup! I left after 30 minutes). This morning in my normal routine, I find an email from a guy in Kaneva. Okay seriously I thought the Prince of Africa & I had a money scam going and then there's that one guy from Timbuktu. I can only do so much guys. Seriously, I hate to say no, but I just have too much on my plate & it's getting hard to keep track of all of ya. :p

From : Jack Dikko
Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before.

Afer you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private e.mail contact below. introducing myself, I am Jack Dikko , the Only Son of the late Mr and Mrs Dikko Kamara, my father was a gold and cocoa mercahnt based in accra, ghana and Abidjan (Ivory Coast), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips. before the death of my father on 29th june 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.
He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of usd $6.5M ( Six Million Five Hundred Thousand U.s ), deposited in a suspence account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Ivory Coast, that he used my name as his only Son for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.
1) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Awaiting your reply immediate and God bless.
Jack Dikko.


tiana meriman said...

geez whats wrong with those people in cote d'ivoire, everyone rich seems to die from poisonning or plane crashes.

i'm not rich but i'm sure as hell never going there ever!

Eric said...

I GOT THAT SAME MESSAGE!!! I was like WHAT THE HECK!??!? What's with it? Is it a scam!?!?

Anonymous said...

I ALSO GET THE SAME MESSAGE and some other people get a same.
But I e-mailing with him (JACK) and he sent me his pictures and something else...
>>! But he don't sending money :-) , says he can't go to bank. The chief director of bank don't giving the money:-)!
But wants my bank account number to transfer (!) money to me!!

Also, don't know is it a scam or what??

What can I lose If I give him bank-account number? Can he make any damage to me? Anybody knows...?


Brooke said...

I just got the same exact message. I was just like these kind of people are idiots, what the heck!
Thanks for posting this.