Face of Fear?

I think NOT! :D I will say though that I think it's absolutely adorable that the guise have found a hobby. You may have brought it, but the games have just begun...

*scratches her ass & spits on the ground at your feet*

It has been broughten!!

Alright, so a few of my friends (Alex Burgess and Wrath Paine) and I have gotten together and launched the NEXT BIG THING, in the form of a manly blog for manly readers who do manly stuff. Go HERE to check it out. Why is it that the Mean Girls are already coming after us? And we have only been up for one day? I dunno, must be penis envy... or something. :)

Pawpkorn Anyone?

and drum roll please.... My favorite quotes of the moment:

"This cannot continue! Who's next to suffer at the hands of the Rosie/JellyBean dictatorship..."

"Kitty Lalonde, once respected blogger and member of the community, is indeed a lowdown slandering, money-grabbing, noobie conning, Linden canoodling, alting BITCH."

"Normally, I would not openly promote drama on this blog, but I feel I have no choice but to cut all of Kitty's ties with the blog and out her for the underhanded shyster that she is."


Again, I say unto you... Pawpkorn? Anyone?
Shhh! Let's watch shall we?

4 MGs + Voice + The Block = Fun For All

First off let me say I know that a lot of people are peeved when SL behaves badly and they (like me) blog their frustrations. Well, not today. Today I want to say "I LOVE YOU SL". Yup, I went mad shopping, tp'd at least 12 times, kept my hair (among other attachments), received all my purchases, voice worked, I barely lagged (when I did it was cause I was 2m from a blingtard), and had no issues that could even be considered complainable today. [knocks on wood]

So Aka & I hit our last shopping stop - The Block & decided to rest our tired tootsies on some boxes outside of Form. We people watched & voiced the whole time. Not too long after, Rosie logged in and then Laylah joined us as well. Four MGs and voice while people watching turned into mass funning. Let me see if I can sum it up:

Laylah: "BOYS! C'mere, the doctor says it's not contagious"
Rosie: "Excuse me [insert guys name here] can you get in photo range please?"
JellyBean: "I hate that AO, you see it? He keeps scratching his goatee, think he got crabs in it from that girl he's following?"
Akasha: *laughs*

JellyBean: "Welcome to Form, new additions & AO to the right, but if you're looking for a good time Laylah is on *MY* right."
Laylah: "HEY! I don't take plastic!"

Seriously it was a riot of like an hour of non-stop laughing & rawness. Let's do it again tomorrow! Oooo and charge admission! Same box, same sim!

MGG2SL Photo Shoot - The Lost Transcripts

Some of this was just too funny not to post. Now for some background, all 5 MGs (Rosie, Aka, Laylah, Orchid & myself) naked in one spot posing for a MGG2SL ad. Please feel free to take this out of context. :p

Laylah Mistral: Ok.. I say... Surround us by.. trees or something.
Orchid Glitterbuck: oh oh fish tank with a floating diver dude!
Akasha Nyak: lmao
Laylah Mistral: lol
Orchid Glitterbuck: rofl
Rosie Shark: lol
Jon Desmoulins shouts: trees? now that's come lesbian adam/eve shit
Orchid Glitterbuck: and i will give Ariel a golden shower!
Orchid Glitterbuck: then aka can stab her

Rosie Shark: oooo i see orchid pubes!
You: LOL
Laylah Mistral: lol
Laylah Mistral: Right on top of your head too, Rosie.
Orchid Glitterbuck: i combed them just for you Rosie
Rosie Shark: woo short and nappies for my short and nappies
Orchid Glitterbuck: and i'm too fat for this pose lol my arm is goin thru my tits
Laylah Mistral: lol
Orchid Glitterbuck: lol
Laylah Mistral: Yeah, my tits were too big for it.
Orchid Glitterbuck: rofl I need to name this as a disease, like 'arm eating tit disease'
Rosie Shark: handthrutititis?
Orchid Glitterbuck: yes!
Laylah Mistral: Armmaries.
Orchid Glitterbuck: i see noob chicks with it all the time lol
Laylah Mistral: Small titted girls must use the balls laid out for them and stop hogging the chubby-chick poses.
Rosie Shark: lol i don't have small tits tho! :P

Laylah Mistral: Rosie is looking at me...
Orchid Glitterbuck: roffle
You: lol
Orchid Glitterbuck: bet she's beating off too
Laylah Mistral: Like she is going to smack me with her Armmaries.
Orchid Glitterbuck: lolll
Rosie Shark: checkin out ur bewbs

You: I like being naked
Laylah Mistral: I know.
You: and I like Akasha saying Yay I Like Penis
Akasha Nyak: sooo not suprised! lol!
Laylah Mistral: You slut.
Akasha Nyak: lmao
Laylah Mistral: lol
Akasha Nyak: Yay!
Akasha Nyak: I like penis!

You: Oh my tongue is pointy
Laylah Mistral: lol
JellyBean Madison could do damage
Laylah Mistral: Jelleh will stab you with her tongue!
Rosie Shark: lol
Laylah Mistral: She's as bad as Aka now.
Akasha Nyak: lmao

It's that time...

Blog Of Substance
I suppose I am due for a blog of substance. I haven't really wrote anything that amounts to a hill of (jelly)beans lately. Am I losing my bloggerness? Mayhaps. I was talking to Rosie & Akasha this a.m. about how yes I needed to do a MGG2SL post. It was easier when I was a grumpy, pissy av. How dare the MGs go off & get married ending up in SL happiness bliss! Unspeakable behavior, damn it! Now I'm just jonesin' for some subjects to go to town on. I like the whole "giving back to the community" aspect. ROFL. I'll try to think more on that one. It's on my to-do list anyways.

Getting Motivated
I think with the honeymoon pending, I am starting to feel slackerish on my responsibilities. We really should get back to exploring more, random dance trips, etc. I'm just nervous & excited about how we'll be working out the honeymoon. Is it time yet? :D No word yet on exactly when Hawks & I will be on honeymoon but trust me, you'll know. We'll hang a Do Not Disturb sign outside our IM window doors, and turn lights off on the Stew. No worries, we plan on sending lots & lots of postcards. Haha

Adventures in Chaos
Since when did Chaos become a RP sim? Aka, Rosie & I went there to buy spray paint... to tote paint something not to deface buildings, billboards, people's faces, etc. Yeah, that's it. We ran into the two craziest characters ever... Leon, and his pet Shadow. I love role-playing (omg! pervs) so I was having a blast. We explored the sewers & oooo'd and awwwww'd the prettiful night time Chaos lights. I think I wanna go back now. :D We played it up like we were tomb raiders, apparently with spray paint. :p I am JellyBean Francesca Willamina Stirfry Madison-Gunawan! You can just call me Jell.

Sea Nymphs
Omg omg omg! How much do I love my Hawks? Only like totally & completely! He surprised me this a.m. with the Limited Edition Sea Nymph from Last Call. Ginny Talamasca has offered you '*LAST CALL: Sea Nymph Gift (someone loves you). Ginny Talamasca: Hawks bought that for you for your 1 month anniversary .:hearts:. Have a wonderful Thursday punkin .:heart:. AWWWWWW! Akasha bought Rosie one too. I feel a video coming on. :D

Are you down with OPD!?!

OPD = Other Peoples Drama
Something needs to be said about the MGs... We are "Mean Girls" Hello! Have you not met me, Rosie Shark, Akasha Nyak, Laylah Mistral or Orchid Glitterbuck? We are known as individuals for being overly-opinionated, non shit taking, honest, stylish, non sugar coating betches. No, no, it's okay don't feel bad for us... we take full responsibility good or bad for our actions. Rosie & I have assembled the best of the best to create the MGG2SL and I have to say that I am very proud of each & every one of them. Spew on betches, spew on. I just have to throw in one disclaimer...
Again, Hawks is not to be held responsible for my spew. Thank you.
Now take it away Lady Sovereign...

Dew Girl?!?

Read Orchid's post here: Advertising Diarrhea

101 Ways to Cook A Bunneh

Last night Hawks went to bed early and it was time to go bunneh posin' with the girls. Not only did we show up but we dressed the part. I think my conscious is starting to get to me, as I worried we were going to get in trouble for being bunneh imposters. On ward ho! You can read Rosie's complete post here: We May Be Bunnehs but We're Not Soft and Furry

Lipgloss - MGG2SL Betches

Whhhatt
you know about me, what you, what you know about me
What you know about me,what you know.
Is that my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin
I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin